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Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Four

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Occu-Pie Mars

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"We've made great progress!"

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Alien David statue

Outer Space Outsourcing

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Meet the author"

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Look what I found, dad!"

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"You left this on our ship."

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

"Are your eel rolls electric?"