Sci-fi Film Director Gifts

The Academy began to regret awarding the Oscar to Destructo.

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Alien David statue

Outer Space Outsourcing

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Look what I found, dad!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

"Have you been playing dice?"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

Save Our Universe

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

Dr. Roo.

Star Wars vs Star Trek

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

Alien Assumption

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."