Sci-fi Commentator Mugs

"Wow, souls seem a lot heavier lately"

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

'Cartoonist thinking'

Andrew, the wedding usher from the future.

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

Alien Beauty Magazine

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Two

Obama's Theoretical Voting Record

'At last, the newly discovered films of Woody Alien.'

Sports Radio in Crisis

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."