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It's not worth planting a veggie garden at school. Only lettuce and radishes will be ready by vacation. How do you know? Eco Club. Everyone knows that tomatoes and beans aren't ripe 'til July. That's news to me. Me too! Maybe it is worth it. When do frozen peas ripen?

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Allotment

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Sulk Shows

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

You will always find a spot to garden

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

"What are you growing?"

The Farmer Sutra.

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'.

"I think I'm making progress. One of them asked a follow-up question today."

Latinos in the USA

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

"Gonna be a good crop this year."

"Who remembers when food wasn't genetically modified?"

Organic Salad

'Have you found any golf balls in there.'

Convention of municipal gardeners.

"Do you remember when all we had to worry about was growing stuff?"

'I feel rootless.'

Fish Farmer

Writer's Plough

'I got lost in between all the classroom trailers at school again.'

Hair Raising

Locovores

"By the way, does either of you chaps happen to know anything abut Bonsai?"

"We grow all our own bad-tasting ugly things."

When good bacteria meet bad bacteria.

Farmer with a big brain.

Not only are they edible, you don't even have to sneak up on them! Early in the domestication of crops.

Spring/Fall (Election signs).