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"Who remembers when food wasn't genetically modified?"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

Blue sky thinking

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

Watering the garden in the rain.

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

The Farmer Sutra.

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'.

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

"I think I'm making progress. One of them asked a follow-up question today."

Latinos in the USA

Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials

"Mr. Johnson always brings a sense of wonder to science class. I'm always wondering what he's talking about."

Boy looking inside a book.

Learning.

"Gonna be a good crop this year."

Cat gardener/cleaner about to step on rake

"Oh, that? It pops up when Bob's social battery runs out."

Caution Dangerous Curve Ahead

"You said gardening would be duck soup. This is vegetable soup."

"Do you remember when all we had to worry about was growing stuff?"

'Have you found any golf balls in there.'

'I feel rootless.'

'Lawn circles just don't have the same impact.'

'If you finish your first year of teaching and haven't destroyed the innate curiosity of your young students, you are a successful teacher.'

'Try to remember what it said on the packet.'

"If nature abhors a vacuum, why is the universe so full of it?"

"I see you've laid out your garden."

"We grow all our own bad-tasting ugly things."

Hair Raising