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"I can't come out with you tonight - I've got to help dad with the homework."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

In basket-case.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"Morning, all!"

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

Good Luck!

Shake it all about sign on desk

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

In and Out Tray

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

"Here's some of my work for you to do. It should be a refreshing change...for me."

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

"Call my broker, fax my accountant, and get my groove back."

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

In - Out - Pending.

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

A clerk asking for time off to get married.

"Do you have an appointment?"

InIn by-products.

Not much money, glory, or praise