Schoolwork Assistant Pillows

"I can't come out with you tonight - I've got to help dad with the homework."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

In basket-case.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"Morning, all!"

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

"This is daring, but I like it."

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

Good Luck!

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

Shake it all about sign on desk

In and Out Tray

"Here's some of my work for you to do. It should be a refreshing change...for me."

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

"Call my broker, fax my accountant, and get my groove back."

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

Not much money, glory, or praise

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

InIn by-products.

"Do you have an appointment?"

In - Out - Pending.

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

A clerk asking for time off to get married.