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"Do you come here often?"

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

Today we learned to count to one.

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

"Isn't there an app for this?"

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."

Children's education

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

Super Student

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

'I have answers to the kind of questions no one likes to ask.'

"What can I say? Second grade just hasn't lived up to the hype."

'Let's put it this way Tommy, if we could go below F minus you would be forging new territory!'

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

"Where are redactions when you need them?"

"We've created a safe, nonjudgmental environment that will leave you child ill-prepared for real life."

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

Dyslexia is no longer a disorder...

"The principal has sat in on so many of my classes, I'm thinking of giving him the exam."

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

"I'm asking you to write your name on the board. Surely you don't need your smart phone to help you spell your name!"

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."