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Insane clown college.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

Beware of Falling Notice.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'

"Oh well, if you really want to see some scary chest thumping, come with me now and I'll show my school report to my dad..."

'Sorry, Jimmy... our school has a strict 'don't show, don't tell' policy!'

Billy strip: help with homework.

"Never mind your technology, in my day we had to deliver our jokes by hand!"

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

'Don't I even get to enter a plea?'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'He's doing it for comic relief.'

'...All I can say is, the judge was adamant about his gag order on the case.'

"You like woodwork class then, son?"

1715 - Newton discovers gravel.

Bunfight at the O.K. Corral

'Yeah, Kirby, it hurts like hell, but dang if I can't stop wigglin' it.'

"Is that a piano?"

'Still getting the hang of laser surgery'

Alfredo the knife thrower's first air trip.

'He's so unlucky that he gets into accidents that started happening to someone else.'

"Your son has an unctuous, grasping, power-hungry quality we find unattractive in a five-year-old."

George the small-time crook would soon find out that 'sticking his fingers in an ink-pad' was not such a good idea!

Police borrows a tricycle to catch a bank robber.

"It's been redacted for security reasons."

"They can't eliminate gymnastics! With our school's overcrowding, we need it!"

'Look at this, Mom, he got down on his knees to propose and put his back out!'

'I really don't like it when we're listed in alphabetical order: I'm always last...'