School Year Countdown Champions Gifts

"I don't mind them counting the days 'til school's out, but I wish they wouldn't do it on their fingers."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

'Too much for the school run?'

'Eleven?.. you mean there's more numbers beyond the number of fingers we have?'

"I don't like a school year that begins with 'while you were out'."

"He's at grade level for everything except cursing. He's swearing at a 9th grade level."

'Then in the next round, I said to Carol, vowel, consonant, vowel, consonant...'

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."

"Today we practiced counting to five, and the teacher practiced counting to ten."

"My parents appreciate teachers, but me, not so much."

Substitute Teacher of the Year Award.

The end is near. August. The end is near. August. The end is near! August. School starts (smiley face).

"I asked at reception for the person who runs the school... and they sent me to you!"

The Teachings of Jesus: Day 1

"Could you tell which flower was me, daddy?"

"Sorry, no more room. What a shame, I’m the teacher."

Child cycling across 4x4 rooftops: 'Isn't it nice to see children cycling to school?'

'It's going to be a long school year...'

"At this time of the summer, I hate time."

Covid Response

First day of School: Before and After

"I bet this is going to be the best year yet!"

"<groan>...School ends in four weeks."

'Four million, eight hundred seventeen thousand sixty three... two? Wait... four... wait, oh boy, I probably should have been writing this down.'

Now 5 days before Christmas, Santa's deadline was looming, and made doubly worse, with employment un-blooming...

Hopscotch

"Today marks a day I celebrate with great joy and pride!"

"It's almost the last day of school, Marilyn. Quit saying 'are we there yet'."

Prison Calendar

"Must...calm down! We have plenty of time, right?"