School Supporters Mugs

'There's a meeting at school tonight, Dad. The superintendent, the principal, the school board, and you.'

"Before we begin, I just want to say how happy we are for this opportunity for an open-minded discussion about your complete failure to improve our son's academic performance."

Kid to class: 'I'll read my book report in a minute, but first, a word about our underpaid teachers ...'

Kid coming home from school to parent: 'I couldn't remember my locker combination, so I got a tattoo.'

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"May I suggest volunteering to take over the PTA sign-up committee."

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

'I hope my application for a block grant is approved. Right now, my kindergarten class is using frozen waffles for stacking and building.'

"A 'C' average on your report card? C'mon Baldo! You can do better than this!"

"Can I see your pilot's license? My teacher said you're a helicopter parent."

"Teacher believes in performance-enhancing hugs."

"My parents appreciate teachers, but me, not so much."

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

"She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen."

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

'Oh, Christ.'

'Oh Darling, I'm so proud! I wish I could give you a big hug!'

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

We pride ourselves on having every type of insurance policy, but report card insurance is a new one to us.

'I'm Stacey, whose mother is the proud parent of an honor student.'

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

'It's someone from the Society for Ethical Treatment of Principals asking for a donation.'

School administrator of the year "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'