Public School Supporter Mugs

"Let's see...I believe a computer will be available for your class six weeks from Friday between ten and eleven in the morning."

Education Funding

"Due to budget cuts we had to combine our athletic fields."

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

"She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen."

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

'Oh, Christ.'

'Oh Darling, I'm so proud! I wish I could give you a big hug!'

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

'The legislation HR2109 would increase state aid to education. Ask not for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for you.'

We pride ourselves on having every type of insurance policy, but report card insurance is a new one to us.

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

'It's someone from the Society for Ethical Treatment of Principals asking for a donation.'

School administrator of the year "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

'If the key to effective classroom management is consistency, I guess I'm an effective classroom manager, I am consistently exhausted at the end of the day.'

Kid to class: 'I'll read my book report in a minute, but first, a word about our underpaid teachers ...'

Parents teacher conference.

"Let's have refreshments on parents' night. These people need nourishment."

'My advice to a first year teacher is to teach from the heart, not only from the book.'

"Heading to your government schools to be brainwashed?"

"How much longer will we have to help Besty with her homework?"

"These conferences are a good thing. It keeps parents off the streets."

"Hey, look at that. It looks like the stuff we've been using to text each other for years."