School Success Enthusiast Pillows

'Kevin! You should have more sense than to bring your father a good report card.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

"Right...you're all in detention until we find out who put the chameleon on the tartan rug!"

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"The principal has sat in on so many of my classes, I'm thinking of giving him the exam."

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"Finally...school starts next week."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

"He's gonna be bad for business."

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

High School

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

"It's a deal, I trade you two of your lunchroom duties if you take my field trip duty?"

Classroom.

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"

We have the businessman's lunch which is �4.95 and the successful businessman's lunch at �7.50.

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

'Talk about being scared straight...I just found out that being held back a grade is not an urban myth.'

"No, it's not real, but it does wonders for school bus discipline."

"I did my homework, but my little brother took it to his 'show and tell'."

'Have a nice day at school, Jeffrey -- remember to stay on message!'

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'

'Dad...why would I ever want to get out of the first grade? I love first grade!'