School Stories Appreciator Pillows

"Math would have been a 'A' if you factor in the fudge factor. I got caught fudging on the final."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

'A dog ate my homework.'

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

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Jack and the Beanie stock.

"Other than being sent to the principal's office, my detention, and three day suspension, school was good."

'You might not know it now but I used to have some great lesson plans.'

'Dad, the teacher said my grades remind her of old times. She says she was your teacher too.'

"We've unleashed your child's potential—this is as good as it's going to get."

'Sorry I'm late -- the Principal held me for questioning.'

A headmaster in the stocks covered in rotten eggs.

'When I was a student, wireless data transmission meant passing notes in class.'

'Ready for your performance review?'

'I did have an eventful day at school, but nothing, in my opinion, to write home about.'

"Pretend you're interested in granddad's old stories and stop calling them reruns."

Teacher to parents: 'Ah - you're right. What do I know about kids? My biological clock went coo-coo years ago.'

'Forget the test Mrs. Winslow. Let's send out for pizza!'

'I do know the capital of France. It's the letter 'F'!'

'Before I begin today's lesson, please turn off your cell phones, beepers and ipods.'

"Who'd like to start today's show and tell?"

'This note from your teacher says you're doing great for a six year old. Doesn't she know you're fifteen?'

'I made this Valentine's card for you in school, mom. What the world needs is more love, and less homework.'

'My composition is 'parental discipline and what we can do about it'.'

'Mrs. Wingit, what's the secret to teaching middle school for 30 years?'

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'Young man, I don't like the look of that emoticon on your face!'

"The teacher sprung a pop quiz on us today."

'Actually I was hoping to meet a knight in shining armour!'

'The dog ate my homework, and Mother shredded my share and tell.'

"There are three other Elijah Foxface Maxwells in his class already."