School Sports Day Lover Pillows

Gingerbread man wins school sports day race.

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

The best PE teacher in the World.

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Snail Racing

Luggage Mom

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

Swimming Champion.

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

1st Place in the Egg and Spoon Race

'Remember, your father may be here physically, but mentally he's attending the NCAA tournament.'

Sports Day at the Monastery

'It's not fair, Bill has stuck the bails on with chewing gum...'

'An egg and spoon race! That's horrible!'

No Croquet

Sent to the corner on school sports day.

'The egg and spoon was a DISASTER they eat ALL the eggs!'

The longest tennis match in history at Wimbledon.

'But I couldn't run in front Dad - I didn't know the way!'

'Just take your time, Sweetheart. Remember, it's not a race.'

'An egg and spoon race! That's horrible!'

"I had a very trying day. I tried annoying my teacher, I tried annoying the principal..."

"Whew, am I glad there are more boys than girls in this class!"

The home crowd liked to honor the team whenever they scored a point.

"The egg and spoon race was a disaster, they eat all the eggs!"

'They're not even real, Miss!'

'Are you the person I see about getting a sign-up bonus and a salary?'

Remember last Friday when that substitute teacher showed us movies all day...THOSE were the good old days!

'-and if it goes to a photo-finish we won't stand a chance!'

Man to man with horse: 'It's much easier without the horse, Hugo.'

School Sports Day Podium - collapsing under weight of fat kids