School Spirit Saver Pillows

'Guess which hand.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

The best PE teacher in the World.

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

Noise Pollution

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

"I can't believe it...school starts in two weeks!"

Highschool sign.

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

Nervous Student

'Have fun at school. Don't hibernate during class.'

'Well, when you mess up on the job, you know where you stand with me.'

'Good news Mom. I was accepted to the college of your choice.'

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

'Did the door lock behind us?!'

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

"I think I'm making progress. One of them asked a follow-up question today."

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

"He doesn't like dinosaurs."

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

"Spell 'flower'" "F-L-O-W-E-R" "Spell 'onomatopoeia'" "This contest is rigged"

Obama in schools.

"I want you to know that the school board is very pleased with your efforts to make this new budget work."

"Sure, Mom's eager to get us back to school, but she could have stopped the car!"