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'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

"Could I ask just one question?"

Exam

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'Too much for the school run?'

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"I started a collection!"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

I drive, therefore I am.

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

King of Music.

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

"Great! I've finally mastered all my competencies and my teachers still have most of their hair."

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

'Just doing the school run.'

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

'Straight A's. That means good.'

Flautist

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

"It helps to read a grade level ahead!"

'Teachers' Dreams.''Did you just say F***? Care to repeat it so everyone can hear you or is even a four letter word beyond your abilities? ... And the state expects me to make you multisyllabic.'

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more."

"Your school report is brilliant! It's going straight into the fireproof box for safe keeping..."

'Dad's my roadie.'