School Rule Satire Lover Mugs

'...And that should cover all my rules for the class.'

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans.

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

'The reason the core curriculum seems so ambiguous is that we dot really have a core curriculum.'

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

'I have answers to the kind of questions no one likes to ask.'

"The principal has sat in on so many of my classes, I'm thinking of giving him the exam."

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.

"When I said my teacher had no class I meant class was canceled."

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'

"Every sixth grade substitute is offered an optional cyanide pill."

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

'They've all tested positive for stress.'

"Maybe school's a good thing... I mean...where else do hundreds of people with similar backgrounds come together under one roof...all following a daily routine...with guidance and supervision to better themselves and society? Ya know...besides prison?"

"Let me know if that level of medication is effective. And if we need to, we can give some to the student as well."

Students renaming 'in' and 'out' trays with 'shake it all about'.

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

'Don't I even get to enter a plea?'

'Teacher says I don't pay attention, I have no retention but I'm great at detention.'

'Ms Phipps! Joey accidentally brought his grandmother's cream cheese and cucumber sandwich for lunch! Call 911!'

'...All I can say is, the judge was adamant about his gag order on the case.'

"You like woodwork class then, son?"

'You realize, don't you, that you are playing fast and loose with my self esteem?'

'It's the new guidance counselor. He's lost.'

"Unruly, talking back, lack of respect...and that's just the parents."

'I don't think it was a very productive year for Ms. Read. We learned to use all twenty six letters, and she only learned to use the 'C'.'

Grading Guidelines.

"Before I begin, everyone must sign a non-disclosure agreement."

'There was a lot of excitement at school today — the Student Council voted itself a pay raise.'

'I would appreciate it if you don't call out in class.'