School Satire Lovers Mugs

"I learned some interesting things in school today. I read the graffiti on my desk."

Eastvale High School: Grading Goal

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans.

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'The reason the core curriculum seems so ambiguous is that we dot really have a core curriculum.'

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

'I have answers to the kind of questions no one likes to ask.'

"The principal has sat in on so many of my classes, I'm thinking of giving him the exam."

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

'Sorry, Jimmy... our school has a strict 'don't show, don't tell' policy!'

"Oh well, if you really want to see some scary chest thumping, come with me now and I'll show my school report to my dad..."

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'

"I wanted to deliver a message of hope and tolerance in a complex global society but I decided to update them on the Kardashians instead."

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.

"Every sixth grade substitute is offered an optional cyanide pill."

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'

"We'll have to retract that article. On of our co-authors is the night watchman."

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."

"When I said my teacher had no class I meant class was canceled."

'They've all tested positive for stress.'

"Yeah, but good luck getting it peer-reviewed."

'I can understand you getting upset when they make fun of your little arms, but eating your classmates is not the answer.'

"Maybe school's a good thing... I mean...where else do hundreds of people with similar backgrounds come together under one roof...all following a daily routine...with guidance and supervision to better themselves and society? Ya know...besides prison?"

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

'Don't I even get to enter a plea?'

'Teacher says I don't pay attention, I have no retention but I'm great at detention.'

'It's the new guidance counselor. He's lost.'

'...All I can say is, the judge was adamant about his gag order on the case.'

"You like woodwork class then, son?"

Drama class

"Unruly, talking back, lack of respect...and that's just the parents."