School Life Satirist Mugs

'I demand diplomatic immunity... I'm class president.'

"My parents told me it was boarding school."

Making home school real: 'I'm the bully who comes by twice a week to take your kid's lunch money!'

"What's the answer to the first question? And the second? And the third? And..."

'I was expelled from school for a hate crime -- I told a little moron joke!'

'You'll have to bring in your own refrigerator.'

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

Students renaming 'in' and 'out' trays with 'shake it all about'.

'Ms Phipps! Joey accidentally brought his grandmother's cream cheese and cucumber sandwich for lunch! Call 911!'

'Orson made school bully.'

Ethics exam cheater.

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans.

"Of course I failed you — your essay was original and unique and obviously written by a human."

'The reason the core curriculum seems so ambiguous is that we dot really have a core curriculum.'

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

'We built this city on Rock 'n' Roll, yeah baby. Is not an accurate assessment of our town's history.'

'I have answers to the kind of questions no one likes to ask.'

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

Back to school: The Horror,

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'

"When I said my teacher had no class I meant class was canceled."

"Every sixth grade substitute is offered an optional cyanide pill."

'A restaurateur prepares macaroni and sells it as pasta. I want you to do the same for the educational program at your school.'

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

"I try to keep my classes relevant."

"I wish every teacher came with a warning label."

Rapunzel as a child.