School Resignation Mugs

'I don't have to worry about report cards any more. . .I just resigned.'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Thinks he's too cool for school.

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"You're quitting? You're walking out?? Couldn't you have at least waited until I finished outsourcing the company??!"

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

"So finally, the liarbird flew off to the lucrative world of tell-all books, management consultancy and after-dinner speaking..."

'I was a taxi driver once but I resigned!' 'Why?' 'I hate people talking behind my back.'

Best Scapegoat

'Being a nobody isn't so bad...You don't have to worry about becoming a has-been.'

"My God! There goes middle management."

'You're resigning? What great timing! I was going to lay you off friday!'

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

"Geoffrey always was a bit of a loose cannon.."

'Coach, were you forced to resign? ...'

"Hate to see you leave—you were my favorite puppet."

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

"The biggest mystery in my life is whether I get a peanut butter and jelly or a tuna fish sandwich!"

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

'...and please remember, if I HAD a door, it would always be open for you.'

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

'Not for what I'm getting paid!'

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

"It's my resignation in the form of a graphic novel."

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.

Gladstone Steps Down as Liberal Leader

'I don't think I'm getting paid enough either, Osgood - Let's both quit!'

'I'm resigning -- so voters won't get the satisfaction of kicking me out of office!'

"By the way, I'm giving notice I start at Hooters on Monday."

"There's a rumour that someone may be resigning today."