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'Ah, here it is- section three, paragraph two: ‘console, but don't cuddle'.'

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

'If your cell phone has five hundred minutes, and you use one of them during this class, how long will you be in detention?'

The new boy was teased for being different.

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

PTA Meeting Tonight: Parents,Teachers,Attorneys

'Could I see you after class?'

FDA will 'Regulate Tobacco'.

Nice Apology, Mark

'He can call whoever he wants, she's still not parking that thing in my classroom!'

'You know the rules, Mr Dotterill - you're only allowed one visitor at a time.'

"I tried talking to the principal about what I’d be teaching next semester, but he kept changing the subject."

"Numerous complaints have led school officials to investigate this popular teacher for encouraging students to pursue degrees in the humanities."

"Tough group."

"I can't believe it's another day closer to the end of school. This is the saddest time of the year. At least until tomorrow...then that will be the saddest time of the year."

Banned Books

"Ms. Sims and I have known each other for quite some time, but it turns out we aren't on a first-name basis."

'Maybe it's one of those super-stations.'

School photos.

A School Girl and Teacher.

'I don't get it - How can answers on a MATH TEST be politically incorrect?'

Class Rules

Internet Sales Tax

Teaching Then and Now

"Answer your question? You mean in real time?"

"All right, Sam, but by grade three, they should definitely be able to read."

Inspector of schools

'I'm afraid Miss Johnson has lost control of her class!'

Since we initiated staff development, we've turned the school around 360 degrees.

The New Schools Policy In Full.

'We're no longer called 'Children', we're called 'Age Disadvantaged'!'