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'Could I see you after class?'

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

'In general, do the right thing.'

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

'If your cell phone has five hundred minutes, and you use one of them during this class, how long will you be in detention?'

The new boy was teased for being different.

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

'Not...one...drop.'

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Teacher to king and queen: "He keeps invading other children's space."

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

'I can't even watch football on TV. When they go into a huddle I'm sure they're talking about me.'

'He can call whoever he wants, she's still not parking that thing in my classroom!'

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

"I'll have the duck Poussin."

"Those aren't drones. Those are birds. You need to get out more."

"I tried talking to the principal about what I’d be teaching next semester, but he kept changing the subject."

'He popped the question last night. 'Who do you think will win the Cup?'

"I can't believe it's another day closer to the end of school. This is the saddest time of the year. At least until tomorrow...then that will be the saddest time of the year."

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"Ms. Sims and I have known each other for quite some time, but it turns out we aren't on a first-name basis."

A School Girl and Teacher.

"I can't remember if I didn't like his second book or his second wife."

School photos.

'I don't get it - How can answers on a MATH TEST be politically incorrect?'

"Maybe little Jack Horner became argumentative because he was backed into a corner, leaving him no options."

Class Rules

"Oh yes, you have to keep an eye on them All the time!"

Teaching Then and Now

"It's hard to believe the adults think he's so lovable!"

The Crowd at Epsom Derby