School Rebels Mugs

'Of course I'm against praying in school -- I don't want playing hooky to put my soul in danger!'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

Computer Class.

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

'But Father, I don't want to study space time temporal theories in relation to collapsing pulsars, I want to do my own thing!'

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

"So basically you're telling us that you make the youngest of your species sit in a room for twelves years and that is an education. . . you're kidding, right?"

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

"Do I get to lawyer up before I see the Principal?"

'At least you won't have to worry about the rising costs of a college education.'

'You got everyfink Bruv? Stink bombs, pea shooter, dead frogs . . .'

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'

"Actually, I'm tired of the man trying to shape our minds so they fit into some pre-arranged societal widget."

'What did I learn in school today? You can't chew gum in class even if you brought a pack for the teacher.'

"EINSTEIN! Stop fooling around and pay attention...."

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

'I assume this is a fictionalized version of your algebra homework.'

'Sorry, I can't talk now, Mr. Harris, I'm texting right now! I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me.'

"Son, we didn't spend a fortune on your education so you can 'just be yourself.'"

"Grandma, this is now how some schools say obey the rules."

High School. I was suspended for throwing a Robert Frost book. They didn't see that it was performance - poetry in motion.

"If everyone is gonna get a universal basic income, what is the point of getting good grades?"

Do we have to know all the letters? I don't use them all when I text.

And beware of washing his man just before a show.

'We should try harder to behave. We're wearing a rut in this floor.'

'No matter how much historical research was done, Roger, students who lead juntas have to be disciplined.'

"Timmy, no matter your clothing or counting, school is not prison."

'Being home-schooled means I can be a runaway and a dropout at the same time.'