School Run Rebels Mugs

'It's the cresta run, but faster and more dangerous. . .'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

Computer Class.

I drive, therefore I am.

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

100k Desert Crawl

'Any child left longer than ten minutes past last bell will be given a free kitten.'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

"So basically you're telling us that you make the youngest of your species sit in a room for twelves years and that is an education. . . you're kidding, right?"

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?..."

'You got him here before the tardy bell, Mrs. Bates, but I'm not sure he's prepared to learn.'

'Just doing the school run.'

"Do I get to lawyer up before I see the Principal?"

'It's time they built a bridge for the lemmings' school run.'

'At least you won't have to worry about the rising costs of a college education.'

'What did I learn in school today? You can't chew gum in class even if you brought a pack for the teacher.'

"Better get a move on, only 1,314,000 steps till Christmas."

'You got everyfink Bruv? Stink bombs, pea shooter, dead frogs . . .'

"EINSTEIN! Stop fooling around and pay attention...."

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

'I assume this is a fictionalized version of your algebra homework.'

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

"Grandma, this is now how some schools say obey the rules."

'Sorry, I can't talk now, Mr. Harris, I'm texting right now! I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me.'

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'