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'Of course I'm against praying in school -- I don't want playing hooky to put my soul in danger!'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

Computer Class.

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

'But Father, I don't want to study space time temporal theories in relation to collapsing pulsars, I want to do my own thing!'

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

"So basically you're telling us that you make the youngest of your species sit in a room for twelves years and that is an education. . . you're kidding, right?"

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

"Do I get to lawyer up before I see the Principal?"

'You got everyfink Bruv? Stink bombs, pea shooter, dead frogs . . .'

"Actually, I'm tired of the man trying to shape our minds so they fit into some pre-arranged societal widget."

'At least you won't have to worry about the rising costs of a college education.'

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'

'What did I learn in school today? You can't chew gum in class even if you brought a pack for the teacher.'

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

'I assume this is a fictionalized version of your algebra homework.'

'Sorry, I can't talk now, Mr. Harris, I'm texting right now! I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me.'

"Grandma, this is now how some schools say obey the rules."

"Son, we didn't spend a fortune on your education so you can 'just be yourself.'"

"If everyone is gonna get a universal basic income, what is the point of getting good grades?"

Do we have to know all the letters? I don't use them all when I text.

And beware of washing his man just before a show.

'We should try harder to behave. We're wearing a rut in this floor.'

'No matter how much historical research was done, Roger, students who lead juntas have to be disciplined.'

"Timmy, no matter your clothing or counting, school is not prison."

'Well if you don't want to see me in here anymore, then tell the teachers to stop picking on my bad behaviour!'

'Being home-schooled means I can be a runaway and a dropout at the same time.'