School Open Day Pillows

'LOVELY school. But where's the library?' 'What's a library?'

School Open.

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

My First Camera

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

Today we learned to count to one.

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

Face painting by numbers.

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

'A dog ate my homework.'

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

"It's a mobile."

"We thought this was more realistic."

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

The Re-Opening of Schools

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

I drive, therefore I am.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

"It's going to be one of those days."

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

"I have a feeling this is gonna be one tough course."

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'