School Open Night Pillows

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Yearbook

Theatre Masks and Butts

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Before the Internet

Taking a peek at the audience

"Bravo!"

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Paul goes home for the holidays

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

The Re-Opening of Schools

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

King of Music.

Chekov play and scorecard,

'LOVELY school. But where's the library?' 'What's a library?'

"Nice to have you all back at school, tap-tap, there are lessons to learn."

Start of school year in Cuba 1

City centre pub.

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

'Do you feel as foolish as I do, having a conference with Billy's teaching machine?'

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

Bravo!

Our eco-prom theme is "Jungle Paradise." Decorations will be live plants. I see where this is leading. Can you bring in trees and bushes for the night? Sure. But

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."