School Open Night Pillows

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Theatre Masks and Butts

Yearbook

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Taking a peek at the audience

Before the Internet

"Bravo!"

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Paul goes home for the holidays

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

The Re-Opening of Schools

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

King of Music.

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

Chekov play and scorecard,

'LOVELY school. But where's the library?' 'What's a library?'

"Nice to have you all back at school, tap-tap, there are lessons to learn."

Start of school year in Cuba 1

City centre pub.

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

'Do you feel as foolish as I do, having a conference with Billy's teaching machine?'

Bravo!

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

Social distancing