School Memories Appreciator Prints

"I would like to read my essay about what I did over vacation, but I can't because that information is classified and cannot be revealed for reasons of national security."

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

"Math would have been a 'A' if you factor in the fudge factor. I got caught fudging on the final."

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

"The trouble with children is they don't act like adults."

"Next week si my parent & teacher, principal, guidance counselor, crossing guard, bus driver and lunch lady conference. Is that bad?"

"Hey look! It's my old, school uniform"

"I'm old school. Pass me a handwritten note."

'Forget the test Mrs. Winslow. Let's send out for pizza!'

'Please turn it down - Daddy's trying to do your homework.'

'Whoa! We sure blew that prediction!'

'Naughty or nice? My lawyer will answer that.'

'I've sussed this work/life balance...'

'I'll take Tommy Peters to cry first, for a nickel.'

"Whew, am I glad there are more boys than girls in this class!"

"Yeah, I get the same thing. Walked four miles to school in the snow....I guess there weren't any cars of busses when our parents were our age!"

"Johnny, strikes out, and will be thinking about this well into his thirties."

At the Class of 1980 shape reunion - 'OMG, look at the old square Doris ended up with!'

Remember last Friday when that substitute teacher showed us movies all day...THOSE were the good old days!

"Look what Sylvia Sanchez wrote in my yearbook! I didn't know I was so special to her!"

"School is a lot like life. It's hours and hours of boredom...interrupted by the occasional moment of panic."

"I always look so old in these photos."

'Don't let her charm you. When we were in the lunch room, I saw her eating veggies.'

'My Grandmother made them. The specks are liver spots.'

'Of course I remember you. Potkins the Peter Pan of the Lower Fourth.'

'I went to school with Mary today: Boy that was fun!!'

"If Smithers doesn't hurry, we'll have a right royal accident."

'Ah! Flavoured dehydrogenated non-milk fat solids with a soupcon of deoxydropesane and asparteme, it really takes me back to my schooldays.'