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'No, It's not last years leftovers.'

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

"Did you read this report? The average member of staff takes 19 minutes for lunch!"

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"The biggest mystery in my life is whether I get a peanut butter and jelly or a tuna fish sandwich!"

'Well, when you mess up on the job, you know where you stand with me.'

'As if school lunches weren't bad enough. Now, they have to be nutritious!'

'They sent me home from school because my lunch was out of compliance.'

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

'She's attending a 'confidence empowerment' seminar, to have her aura recharged.'

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

"I think somebody thinks I've been away from my desk too long."

Schoolboy with lunch box.

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

'I have an open-door policy, but only until the air conditioner is repaired.'

'The good news is that all the teachers liked the weekend brainstorming retreat. The bad news is that twelve of them are out today with splitting headaches.'

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

Cunning as a Fox hey? Well, I saw you cheating Mister! D-Minus!

"Yes, you look presentable. Now get on!"

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

"They love me...they really, really love me!"

"It's a deal, I trade you two of your lunchroom duties if you take my field trip duty?"

"Take a few minutes to introduce yourself, Ms. Berry. Not that they don't already have you pegged."

Schoolgirl in canteen: 'The food's great but I wish they'd stop calling it 'pukka tukka'.'

'I will be a chaperone at the senior prom. I need a prom dress but I don't want to be mistaken for a student.'

"Blood sweat and tears. I think it's supposed to make us feel guilty."

'This is our real-time chat room.'

Boy at Computer.

'He heard about inclusion and followed me here. Can he stay?'