School Lunch Hero T-Shirts

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

School trip little porters.

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

"The biggest mystery in my life is whether I get a peanut butter and jelly or a tuna fish sandwich!"

'They sent me home from school because my lunch was out of compliance.'

'As if school lunches weren't bad enough. Now, they have to be nutritious!'

Food van driving through an office.

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

Schoolboy with lunch box.

Schoolgirl in canteen: 'The food's great but I wish they'd stop calling it 'pukka tukka'.'

"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more."

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."

"She said this is not the same old alphabet soup, this one has a new font."

'Come out of that cupboard. If you can't stand up to the class bully, who will? After all, you are the Headmaster...?'

'What's intravenous feeding? My mom says if I don't eat my vegetables, she'd do that to me!'

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

'I'll trade you, sight unseen.'

"So you're cool with Tia Carmen working here?"

"Don't forget... I packed your lunch for school..."

"Ever since we started home schooling, I've developed more of an appreciation for school lunches."

"The custodian's job is 10 percent janitorial and 90 percent as my bodyguard."

"Can I have a standard lunch bag please Mum? They make fun of me at school when I eat out of my nose bag..."

"Bleah! I'd stick to football if I were you, Rashford"

"I love math! I love spelling! I love school lunches!"

Pink slime hot dogs.

"Talk about cruel and unusual punishment!"

'Rough day Principal Harris?'

'Don't worry about next year, Kathy. All teachers agree on the multiplication tables.'

"I won't miss Michelle Obama."

'I always take my lunch on fish stick day.'

'Being a Principal of an inner city school is a demanding job. My single most important priority is to lower the drop-out rate for students and teachers.'

"I don't understand my mom! She packed me two lunches like I'm the world's biggest eater!"

'Tommy, I think you're taking this hall monitoring job too seriously.'