School Lunch Creator T-Shirts

"Baldo? You left green beans on your plate!"

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

"The biggest mystery in my life is whether I get a peanut butter and jelly or a tuna fish sandwich!"

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

'They sent me home from school because my lunch was out of compliance.'

'As if school lunches weren't bad enough. Now, they have to be nutritious!'

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

Schoolboy with lunch box.

'I'm NOT trying to break in and change my grades. I'm only trying to change the school lunch menu.'

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

Schoolgirl in canteen: 'The food's great but I wish they'd stop calling it 'pukka tukka'.'

'Why can't you just use the microwave like everyone else?'

'What's intravenous feeding? My mom says if I don't eat my vegetables, she'd do that to me!'

"She said this is not the same old alphabet soup, this one has a new font."

'I'll trade you, sight unseen.'

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

"Ever since we started home schooling, I've developed more of an appreciation for school lunches."

"Don't forget... I packed your lunch for school..."

"Can I have a standard lunch bag please Mum? They make fun of me at school when I eat out of my nose bag..."

"Since it's Easter I'll have a peanut butter and jelly bean sandwich."

"So you're cool with Tia Carmen working here?"

'Okay...who put my lunch through the mass spectrometer?'

Pink slime hot dogs.

"Bleah! I'd stick to football if I were you, Rashford"

"I love math! I love spelling! I love school lunches!"

"Talk about cruel and unusual punishment!"

'I always take my lunch on fish stick day.'

"I won't miss Michelle Obama."

"I don't understand my mom! She packed me two lunches like I'm the world's biggest eater!"

'Look Morrison, I've no objections to staff eating at their desks, but I have to draw the line at your pocket barbecue.'

'Well of course the custard's lumpy...it's got garlic in it.'

"Did your mom commandeer your lunch account again?"

'I need an antacid. I'm having lunch in the school cafeteria today.'