School Life Buff Pillows

"Right...you're all in detention until we find out who put the chameleon on the tartan rug!"

Ethics exam cheater.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class).

"In economics, I got an IOU."

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

"By reading my note, you acknowledge having read and agreed to my Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

"Always with the String Theory."

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

Caution May Contain Nuts.

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

"The principal has sat in on so many of my classes, I'm thinking of giving him the exam."

A school of fish.