School Involvement Prints

'It's a subpoena from the PTA.'

Rodney Krebs: Class Valedictorian or G.P.A. whore?

Parent Involvement Tip #1

'You're parents? Oh, I'm sorry -- this is the Politician-Teacher Association.'

"There's some question as to how long we're going to be able to keep the lights on."

"Dylan needs a classroom where I don't have to talk to any of the other mothers."

'We need to start working more closely to try to improve these grades. Do you have my office number?'

"I find parent-teacher nights exhausting: I have kids in pretty much every class..."

"SUch stupid answers on this assignment! You should have helped him a little!"

Ethics exam cheater.

Computer Room.

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

I will study my speling words...

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

"Sign my yearbook?"

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Boy and girl at thier studies

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'