School Involvement Mugs

'It's a subpoena from the PTA.'

Rodney Krebs: Class Valedictorian or G.P.A. whore?

Parent Involvement Tip #1

'You're parents? Oh, I'm sorry -- this is the Politician-Teacher Association.'

"There's some question as to how long we're going to be able to keep the lights on."

"Dylan needs a classroom where I don't have to talk to any of the other mothers."

'We need to start working more closely to try to improve these grades. Do you have my office number?'

"I find parent-teacher nights exhausting: I have kids in pretty much every class..."

"SUch stupid answers on this assignment! You should have helped him a little!"

Ethics exam cheater.

Computer Room.

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

I will study my speling words...

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Boy and girl at thier studies

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Sign my yearbook?"

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

"Three more years of high school."