School Hustler Pillows

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

'Would you all please congatulate...'

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

Pull an all-nighter?

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

Engineer on the move.

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

"It's not my fault! Tariffs on lemon imports have forced me to increase my prices."

'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

'Yes, that's our bathroom. We're a startup, so plumbing and running water is a luxury.'

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'

'Would you believe, I didn't get my homework done because of PMS?'

"Let's face it, if we were getting any customers they'd have been here by now."

'You know you're doing your job right when both coaches are mad at you.'

'I was on my way to school, and some drug-crazed hippies took my homework.'

"Let's not forget one thing—theirs is California money."

"It started out as a joke but I've made twenty bucks ... "

A salesman father waves to his son at the maternity ward.

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

The housing market begins to deflate.

'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'

Take a peek 50¢

"Give my kid a passing grade and you could be looking at many more nice apples."

'Business's sure a lot better since we started adding your Dad's stuff.'

'I quit the ice cream stand last year. Now I'm double dipping.'