School Holiday Strategist Pillows

"What I should have done during vacation besides watching video games. . ."

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Summertime

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

School holidays

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

'Bring me the Wimbish report and a short worm, Ms Perkins, no time for lunch today.'

Educators push back against politically motivated school opening proposals."

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

Walking To School Simulator

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

'That's Friday, Ed.'

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

"Yay! School is done!!"

"I don't know which needs charged more, him or all the devices he was on all summer."

'Sure, I'll take a meeting - but only if you've been very, very good,'

"What I Had Done Over My Summer Vacation."

-What makes you think you can have bank holidays? -We do work in a bank remember!

"Yes, I can see the excitement in Young Master's eyes and I can smell fear in Master and Mistress: looks like the school holidays are coming..."

'Taking the concept of 'Bank Holiday' a bit literally aren't we. . .?

Christmas escape plan

"My parents dread summer vacation....It's almost guaranteed we'll be going to the emergency room at least once a week."

"What's your favorite time of year? Summer vacation, Christmas holidays, or spring break?"

"When you head off to camp, your parents will want to see some separation anxiety."

"We'd like to go somewhere that qualifies as a tax deduction."

'Oh, I know I get an allowance for cleaning up my room, but I'm on vacation this week.'

"By God, you're right. This is a three day weekend."

'Mrs. Barnes spent her fall break in Japan.'

French Cricket.

'It's too nice to be inside watching cable! Now, go outside and play on some.'