School Excuse Collector Mugs

Our mugs dedicated to school excuse collectors are perfect for starting the day with a smile. Featuring witty designs, they’re great for teachers, students, or parents with a humorous twist on school life.

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'Dad, is it true that before we had hard drive crashes, the dog used to eat your homework?'

'Dad, is it true that before we had hard drive crashes, the dog used to eat your homework?' mockup

'Dad, is it true that before we had hard drive crashes, the dog used to eat your homework?'

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"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles." mockup

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

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"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..." mockup

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

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"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on." mockup

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

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"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came." mockup

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

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"How would I explain the 'D' in debate class? Probably not very well."

"How would I explain the 'D' in debate class? Probably not very well." mockup

"How would I explain the 'D' in debate class? Probably not very well."

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Homework flavored dog food

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Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses. mockup

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

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We're barely gonna make it!

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'And its got this cool app on the end that lets you delete entries.'

'And its got this cool app on the end that lets you delete entries.' mockup

'And its got this cool app on the end that lets you delete entries.'

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"I figured by not doing my homework I'd lighten your workload by giving you one less paper to correct."

"I figured by not doing my homework I'd lighten your workload by giving you one less paper to correct." mockup

"I figured by not doing my homework I'd lighten your workload by giving you one less paper to correct."

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"Harrison, you fail to comprehend the meaning of cursive writing."

"Harrison, you fail to comprehend the meaning of cursive writing." mockup

"Harrison, you fail to comprehend the meaning of cursive writing."

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'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.' mockup

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

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"I dictated my essay to my parrot. Unfortunately, my cat then ate my homework."

"I dictated my essay to my parrot. Unfortunately, my cat then ate my homework." mockup

"I dictated my essay to my parrot. Unfortunately, my cat then ate my homework."

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"Good luck on your first day of school! Remember to only take your mask off to eat!"

"Good luck on your first day of school! Remember to only take your mask off to eat!" mockup

"Good luck on your first day of school! Remember to only take your mask off to eat!"

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'A computer virus ate my homework.' mockup

'A computer virus ate my homework.'

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"Hey look! It's my old, school uniform" mockup

"Hey look! It's my old, school uniform"

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'The dog ate my gnome-work.'

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'Jogging's too dangerous for me. I tried it once, and I rear-ended a mailman.'

'Jogging's too dangerous for me. I tried it once, and I rear-ended a mailman.' mockup

'Jogging's too dangerous for me. I tried it once, and I rear-ended a mailman.'

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This smart phone comes with excuses for not keeping in touch with your mother.

This smart phone comes with excuses for not keeping in touch with your mother. mockup

This smart phone comes with excuses for not keeping in touch with your mother.

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'Before you look at that, you should know I found an old report card of yours in the attic.'

'Before you look at that, you should know I found an old report card of yours in the attic.' mockup

'Before you look at that, you should know I found an old report card of yours in the attic.'

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I WILL NOT COMMENT ON MS. STEMPEL'S WART

I WILL NOT COMMENT ON MS. STEMPEL'S WART mockup

I WILL NOT COMMENT ON MS. STEMPEL'S WART

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My child was student of the month...But that was a long time ago.

My child was student of the month...But that was a long time ago. mockup

My child was student of the month...But that was a long time ago.

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'He's OK now, but don't let him eat anymore homework.'

'He's OK now, but don't let him eat anymore homework.' mockup

'He's OK now, but don't let him eat anymore homework.'

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"We can't pass him now ... he has tenure."

"We can't pass him now ... he has tenure." mockup

"We can't pass him now ... he has tenure."

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Reasons to avoid training no.236 - A leaf on the path.

Reasons to avoid training no.236 - A leaf on the path. mockup

Reasons to avoid training no.236 - A leaf on the path.

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Teacher to parent: 'He's been transferred from Detention to a Minimum Security Facility.'

Teacher to parent: 'He's been transferred from Detention to a Minimum Security Facility.' mockup

Teacher to parent: 'He's been transferred from Detention to a Minimum Security Facility.'

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'The dog kinda ate my homework. He deleted it off my hard drive.'

'The dog kinda ate my homework. He deleted it off my hard drive.' mockup

'The dog kinda ate my homework. He deleted it off my hard drive.'

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'That's right, my dog DID eat my homework.'

'That's right, my dog DID eat my homework.' mockup

'That's right, my dog DID eat my homework.'

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"I got a gold star for having the highest credit score in my class."

"I got a gold star for having the highest credit score in my class." mockup

"I got a gold star for having the highest credit score in my class."

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'Is it my fault they didn't send me to obedience school?'

'Is it my fault they didn't send me to obedience school?' mockup

'Is it my fault they didn't send me to obedience school?'

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Obedience School - 'My master ate my homework.'

Obedience School - 'My master ate my homework.' mockup

Obedience School - 'My master ate my homework.'

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Parents preparing for the new school year.

Parents preparing for the new school year. mockup

Parents preparing for the new school year.

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Apology Cards.

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School Excuse Collector Mugs Collection

School Excuse Collector Pillows

Browse pillows that bring fun and personality to any room, featuring designs inspired by creative school excuses.

School Excuse Collector Prints

Check out our prints that showcase witty and humorous takes on school life for a quirky touch to your décor.

School Excuse Collector T-Shirts

Explore a variety of t-shirts that celebrate clever excuses and playful humor, ideal for casual wear or gifting.