School Exam Recovery Pillows

'I sense that you're experiencing a bit stress. They say that shopping is therapeutic. How about joining my Mom and I this weekend!'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Good Luck in your Exams.

Examinations.

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

"You've passed with extinction!"

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

"You can't see a grief counselor just because you got a 'B'."

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

"What - you got As in Maths, Nature, Science and English? Son, haven't you watched the news or looked online - if you want to succeed nowadays you have to be dumb as dirt!"

Lambs to the Slaughter

"How can a student who can't speak English or Gobbledegook expect to pass?"

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'

Undergraduate and don

'It wasn't my fault. They asked me about things that happened before I was born.'

School girl taking an exam labelled OMG Level.

Good luck with all the revision!!!

Cheating Alien

Math Class. Rm 217. I don't know how many time I've failed a math test.

Remedial test taking 101: I ain't got no pencil!.

GCSE Results.

History exam marked as an 'Epic fail'.

"If there's a book in me, it'll probably have to stay."

'No, you can't take a mulligan on your test.'

'Sir, I failed the exam because of 248 spelling mistakes. That's not my fault! The stupid pen didn't have a spellcheck app!'