School Drop-off Enthusiast Mugs

'Remember sweetheart, act natural.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"Finally...school starts next week."

The Litany Of Fun

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

High School

"He's gonna be bad for business."

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

"It's a deal, I trade you two of your lunchroom duties if you take my field trip duty?"

Classroom.

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

'I'm getting a little concerned about Timmy. He hasn't wormed his way out of anything all semester.'

Student goes through home room sees his home.

'Talk about being scared straight...I just found out that being held back a grade is not an urban myth.'

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

"No, it's not real, but it does wonders for school bus discipline."

"I did my homework, but my little brother took it to his 'show and tell'."

"Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school."

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

'Have a nice day at school, Jeffrey -- remember to stay on message!'