School Committee Enthusiast Gifts

'It's from the Security Council of the PTA!'

'Hanson - committee of four.'

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

'There's an absence of leadership in this authority,we need to explore the possibility of thinking about setting up a sub-committee to look into it.'

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'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

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"I suppose the first thing to do is form an escape committee."

'Ed here has some sort of problem with his membership on the visitation committee, Reverend.'

'Ms. Peters, hold all calls. I'm busy implementing yet another hastily conceived and unproven education innovation.'

'So, after much wailing and gnashing of teeth, the financial report is approved.'

'We do not permit bullying or name calling in our school. We will reprimand any student that calls your child a dummy.'

"Nothing says 'Teacher Appreciation' like an administrator winning the raffle."

The Academic Brain, showing parts: teach, write, do research, and (the largest part) serve on committees.

"The firm needs LEADERSHIP, does anyone have any ideas?"

"He came to conquer the planet, but first he wants to get his feet wet by serving on a school board."

'I forget. Is this a committee meeting, a sub-committee meeting, a steering committee...'

'Are there any further nominations?'

'The board couldn't come up with a 'Plan-A'.'

'If they have been 'throwing money away at the schools' they certainly have been missing this place.'

'I nominated you for class mother elections and you won.'

"The head will see you now."

"Bad news! They hacked Santa's computer and you're on the naughty list!"

'Take this mission statement back to the committee and tell them to rework it. I'd like it to mention education.'

'I can't teach kids nothing if they ain't got no aptitude.'

'I'm sorry to disappoint you Rodney. Being elected class president does not mean you get your own corporate jet.'

'We had a contested election for student council and decided to settle it right away.'

'Blimey - they're not bringing back corporal punishment?'

"No, we can't go in camera just because you want to use foul language."

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"I'm running for class president. They're going to run a background check on you."

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"I'm thinking of running for class president. Do you think I could get the Russians to help?"