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'Uh, Molly...Who's your little friend?'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

I drive, therefore I am.

'We'll send you to acting class when you're older. For now, get up and get ready for school.'

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'I spent my summer vacation NOT doing boring writing assignments.'

"Their bookshelves look more convincingly read from than ours."

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'

'Just doing the school run.'

It bag and no knickers!

'I'm bright enough. I just don't have the right connections.'

As the horrible signs began to appear, students would go to any length to avoid seeing them.

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

"Welcome to Truancy Prevention 101."

We're barely gonna make it!

With the help of his trusty guide, Mr. Fluffbo becomes the first cat to scale Mt. Everest.

'I see you're still copying from other people's papers, Billy.'

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

'It's not that I don't like dogs, I'm just more of a cat person,'

"I think he said he is our guide."

"I left your credit card outside. It's still smoking."

Reading the signs of change...'Looks like this is the last day of vacation, so tomorrow it's back to school, kids...'

'Well, well, if it isn't Ted Watt in the flesh!'

'I tried faking a fever by putting a hot cloth on my forehead. My plan was foiled when my mom checked my pop-up thermometer.'

"God, if you can help me find a seat by my friends, I'll listen to my teachers, do my homework and clean my room..."

'A vet! I had you picked in advertising!'

At the Class of 1980 shape reunion - 'OMG, look at the old square Doris ended up with!'

"Oh boy, one sure way to stop my parents from laughing is to show them my school report..."

"Mom, if this is putting a strain on our finances, I could take a year off."

"I'm sure you've been reading about the enormous emotional pressures we teenagers are under today, so I know you'll understand when I say I've just been too stressed out to write my history paper."

"It's over Rachel - I want your things out of my cubby."

'I'm not sure what that bag says about you !'

'As fast as you can, kids.'

"I thought my backpack seemed a little heavy today."