School Anniversary Prints

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

Eternal Student.

"Sign my yearbook?"

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

U of Debt

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

His Master's Thesis.

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

"The state of graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my colleegs agrree that there maths isn't much better."

'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

'Do you know how much it cost me to LEARN all this psychobabble?'

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

Student Debt

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"