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Ethics exam cheater.

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

I will study my speling words...

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Continuing education.

Interdisciplinary studies.

Paranormal A-Z...

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

"Three more years of high school."

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'What does it say, Dad?'

Yummy Mummies

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"