Scholarly Weightlifter Mugs

DumbbellsSmartbells.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

Frank & Ernie's Health and Fitness Equipment for Elite Athletes. Our first delivery is there free weights we're taking to a golfer. He'll be working on his irons! This is going to a swimmer. A massage table for back strokes! A pro snowboarder bought this hyperbaric chamber. He wants to get big air! And we'll finish by taking the treadmill to a baseball player's basement gym. Of course ... for the home runs!

Gym. Do you feel the burn? Do rashes count?

"How much could your mother bench?"

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

"That 'knowledge equals power' thing will take you only so far."

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

Ants stealing from the picnic.

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

Dog Weightlifting

"Any other strengths?"

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

Brawnstorming session.

Body Building Mishap

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

'You can never be too fit or too tenured.'

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

Work Out.

Pushy Coach.

"I love strong coffee."

"I was building up my pecs."

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

Man getting so excited he lifts his desk up.'

strong man bends an iron bar

Librarian lifting a very heavy book for the body-building section

The clean and 'jerk' - weights too heavy.

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."

'Don't be discouraged if you can only manage one or two of these at first.'