Scholarly Weightlifter Prints

DumbbellsSmartbells.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"How much could your mother bench?"

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

"That 'knowledge equals power' thing will take you only so far."

Dog Weightlifting

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

"Any other strengths?"

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

Ants stealing from the picnic.

Body Building Mishap

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

'You can never be too fit or too tenured.'

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

Work Out.

Librarian lifting a very heavy book for the body-building section

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

"I was building up my pecs."

Man getting so excited he lifts his desk up.'

strong man bends an iron bar

"I love strong coffee."

The clean and 'jerk' - weights too heavy.

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."

Balloons On Barbell.

'Don't be discouraged if you can only manage one or two of these at first.'