Scholarly Lifter Pillows

"Actually I'm doing this to stand out more in the scholarly community."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

DumbbellsSmartbells.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

Important Muscles.

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

'You can never be too fit or too tenured.'

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century

Man getting so excited he lifts his desk up.'

"I was building up my pecs."

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

'For your aerobic exercise today, give me five 'Sweet Georgia Browns', a couple of 'Hot Times in the Old Town Tonight', and hit the showers.'

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

Heavy syrup

'If you count my outie, I've got a seven-pack.'

'Sir, I was wondering if I could get an extension on my paper?'

'I thought that we would grow old gracefully together, but Bruce has to get 'pumping iron' out of his system first.'

'I got a darn D-plus, and that's WITH cheating!'

The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.

"A new record for the 2 handed snatch, press and hernia."

Spelling for Dumbies.

Atlas' Exercise Machine

Mister Hardo

'I can lift an elephant with one hand. . . Show me an elephant with one hand and I'll lift him.'

An embarrassing moment: the wrong floor. Joey presses the door close button. Just then the power fails.

"Remember to leave room for an extraordinarily heavy book you won't read."

Weight lifter with his weights caught in his suit.

Marriage Counselor - Another Success.