Scheme Dreamer T-Shirts

'I'm sick and tired of you and your 'get rich quick' schemes.'

'So you say, 'Tom, how do I become filthy rich?' Why, that's easy. By scamming others the way I'm about to scam you.'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

Concert Pianist.

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Artist and Musician

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

New open space office design that promotes balance in the workplace.

Zorro as a child.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Angel Music

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.