Scheme Dreamer Mugs

'I'm sick and tired of you and your 'get rich quick' schemes.'

'So you say, 'Tom, how do I become filthy rich?' Why, that's easy. By scamming others the way I'm about to scam you.'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

Concert Pianist.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

Artist and Musician

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

Sleeping Beauty.

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'