Schedulist Gifts

"You keep impeccable time."

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Danger Slow Sand.

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'Mr. McCoy has been expecting you. If you'll have a seat, he should be with you within the next 6 hours.'

"Do I have many meetings today?"

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

God's Sticky Notes

"I'd love to spend more time with you, Jason, but you're not on my fall schedule."

Time Clock

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

'If that's my wife, pencil her in for Boxing Day.'

'When would work for you?'

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

Workaholics Anonymous - Hourly General Meeting

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

"You should be grateful your hours are such that you're able to work 3 jobs."

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

Today isn't a good day. He's talking to New York now, then he's got a board meeting, after that there's an old Betty Grable film on TV.

Outstanding Time Management

Talkshow Scheduling Dept. I scheduled a guest how a book advocating a strong military position. You booked a hawk who's hawking a book!

'He's really very busy but you can wait.'